June 30, 2009
secondgradefresh: chris-o: Miranda Kerr. I just don’t understand the appeal. Look at her face! She looks like a 45 year-old haggard trailer-trash… thing. And her body is far from awesome. Blergh. Bleerrgghhhhhh. Blergh. it’s because she looks like the kind of girl you could be all “Hey wanna go get a kebab?” and she would always say “yeah, I’d love to!”, and then after a few kebabs it’d no doubt lead to sex.

secondgradefresh:

chris-o:

Miranda Kerr.

I just don’t understand the appeal. Look at her face! She looks like a 45 year-old haggard trailer-trash… thing. And her body is far from awesome. Blergh. Bleerrgghhhhhh. Blergh.

it’s because she looks like the kind of girl you could be all “Hey wanna go get a kebab?” and she would always say “yeah, I’d love to!”, and then after a few kebabs it’d no doubt lead to sex.

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  1. kissingreflections reblogged this from robot-heart and added:
    I swear my friend has this swimming suit.
  2. robot-heart reblogged this from secondgradefresh and added:
    I look at this, and all I see is ADORABLE!
  3. ahlowhee reblogged this from secondgradefresh and added:
    this bathing suit.
  4. briannedixon reblogged this from weaponsoftruth and added:
    just throwin’ my two cents in there—i think she is really, really gorgeous, and i don’t see how anyone else can’t see...
  5. loveyeahvictoriassecretangels reblogged this from fuckyeahmirandakerr
  6. fuckyeahmirandakerr reblogged this from chris-o
  7. weaponsoftruth reblogged this from peachesbiensur and added:
    wow guys. i think she’s beautiful. if there was a photo of me in a bikini and people were pulling apart my physical...
  8. peachesbiensur reblogged this from secondgradefresh and added:
    Agreed, she has a fucking annoying voice and her modelling career started from winning a Dolly contest. If you drew a...
  9. clablr reblogged this from secondgradefresh and added:
    Exactly!!! Blergh.
  10. fluoro-kimono reblogged this from secondgradefresh and added:
    it’s because she looks like the kind of girl you could be all “Hey wanna go get a kebab?” and she would always say...
  11. secondgradefresh reblogged this from chris-o and added:
    I just don’t understand the appeal. Look at her face! She looks like a 45 year-old haggard trailer-trash… thing. And her...
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